My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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