yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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