People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You don't make any sense
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