talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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