I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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