Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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