Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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