you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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