she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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