im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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