Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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