Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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