What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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