If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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