They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just google imaged poop.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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