You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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