Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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