it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
tell me about the eggs
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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