Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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