he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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