Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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