I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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