he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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