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(304): View more from West Virginia

I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it

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(289): View more from Ontario

You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.

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100%

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(707): View more from California

Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.

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(925): View more from California

IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven

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