And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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