Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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