i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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