I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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