hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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