All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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