Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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