well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I need to stop coming to work sober
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
