Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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