i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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