then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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