sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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