It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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