Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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