did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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