That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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