"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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