I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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