his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
We smell like vodka and hangover
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