Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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