oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
