Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you didnt know i had herpes?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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