why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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