So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
The ass gains better be worth it
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