You work out of a Hotel?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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