Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
we should paint friendship bongs
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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